The thing with carrying a large mothership bag containing all one's worldly posessions plus provisions in the event of germ warfare and hurricanes and shoes and clothes for pole dancing is that the bag weighs a TON. Wearing the bag across the body is preferable to one shoulder but it is still really heavy. I think I will get a miniature pony to carry my stuff for me. They currently help disabled people. Too bad they can't be housebroken...Ooo.... update, they CAN be trained to "spend" in certain places.
