I am....STATIC CLING GIRL!
Able to deliver 1 billion volts of electricity through a single touch. I am my own victim but poor M was shocked on her lip when I fed her something. Now, she has to touch me first to ground the charge.
My super powers come from my head-to-toe polar fleece outfit. I am always cold and have only been able to find comfort in wearing fleece pants, top AND vest. I add to my powers by wearing a polyester full length down coat and at night, I have a fleece blanket over my down comforter.
My kryptonite is Caldrea Anti-Static spray in lavender and dryer sheets. I recommend you arm yourself.
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